tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26565013.post4703226721112921892..comments2023-10-11T14:42:40.904+03:00Comments on B'NAI ELIM (Sons of the Mighty): इस्लामो-नजिस इन्फिल्त्रते इन्स्तितुतिओंस ऑफ़ हिघ्तेर लीर्निंग.B'nai Elim Blogmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17617967603054454251noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26565013.post-14098783242291998812007-06-14T03:23:00.000+03:002007-06-14T03:23:00.000+03:00I go to UCI and I know that's not possible.I go to UCI and I know that's not possible.Haamidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10843455337192400254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26565013.post-1363132733883649922007-06-14T01:45:00.000+03:002007-06-14T01:45:00.000+03:00Why does the FBI get the hint long after we do? T...Why does the FBI get the hint long after we do? <BR/><BR/>The feds are like Rip Van Winkle, they just woke up after a decade. Maybe they’ll finally see that our communities have been infiltrated as well. <BR/><BR/>As an FBI agent wipes the sleep from his eyes on his way to work, he stops off at a convenience store for a cup of coffee. He notices that the clerk is an Arab. He walks across the street to his favorite tobacco store for a pack of smokes and notice again that the guy behind the counter is an Arab. He walks over to a taxi stand where the Somali Muslim drivers are congregated facing Mecca and praying on their mats. He waits respectively for one of the drivers to finish. One of the drivers asks the agent if he’s carrying an alcoholic beverage in his briefcase. The agent scratches his head and says “no”. As the cab pulls away, the agent notices a line of blind people with seeing-eye dogs waiting for taxis that will never arrive. When the taxi arrives at the airport, the agent pays the driver and gives him a tip. The driver follows the agent into the airport where the agent immediately walked to the restroom to relieve himself from his coffee. As the agent enters the restroom he sees there is a foot-wash where the Muslims driver entertained himself (wudu). Again, the agent scratches his head. He looked at his watch and saw that he had enough time to call his daughter who attends a major university. The proud FBI agent and father takes his cell phone out of his pocket and calls his loving daughter. When she answered, she told her father she had very little time to talk to him. She was helping set up a seminar for the Palestinian Solidarity Movement. She also told her dad that she changed her name to Aroob and had converted to Islam. He said “that’s nice sweetheart, what does Aroob mean?” His loving daughter responded “woman loving to her husband”. The agent responded “WHAT!” “Yes my infidel father”, said his daughter, “I’m the proud wife of my new husband Qasim”. He drops his agency issued Motorola Razr cell phone and for five minutes continues to scratch his balding head. He picks up the pieces of the broken phone and proceeds to the ramp to board his plane. When he arrives at his office he tells his fellow agents, “I think there may be a problem but I just can’t get my finger on it. Well, whatever it is we need to get on schedule. We need to get to our sensitivity training at CAIR. I think I overslept”.Jim Nuttinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10382422966702926129noreply@blogger.com